I'll find a reason!

Poor old crotchety John McCain. He's mavericky... and he's basically against gays. For months and months he would give reasons on why he didn't want gays open in the military. Then he points to the study being done... Give it time! he'd say. We have to know what might happen!

Then John's wife says she's against Don't Ask, Don't Tell. A day later, she's backpedalling that she supports John.

Then the study is done. The polls say people are for it! John's still against it. It's flawed! It would be a bad time during war! (he's running low on excuses)

Give it up John. We know the future scares you. That bimbo they pushed on you during the election, another minority to be scared of. Beaten by a black man for office. Even more.

Why is the world so scary John? Because it's not the same. You're old and you want easy answers. There are none. So just give up, admit that you know nothing about this whole thing and let the nation move forward to a bit more equality. M'kay?